Uhm... Well, look who actually managed to show any kind of lifesign after what? Almost 3 months or so since baby me actually last posted like anything on this website? Guess it's around this time by this point, could be worng on that one though, Idk.
Aaaaanyway, uhm... Yeah, as you might read yourself, in case anyone is even reading this here since, well- as you probably noticed yourself already at this point, yeah- this website seems to be like kinda Idk. Dead Ig? At least more dead than I remembered it to be/ or better said kinda thought it would since, again- I've literally been gone like for atleast 3 months or so, if not even more by this point, who knows. Aaaand yeah, that's cool and all I guess, though it's kinda Idk, kinda weird to see this whole dumpsterfire of an site like, you know, this dead as it's currentely looking right now. Which, I mean, doesn't really suprise me since, ya know, since let's just be honest here for an sec, alright? Who the actual hell even wants to spend their all so precious time on such an garbagebin of an site when you can literally spend you time on Idk- everywhere but here, like- in all seriousness? Well, I sure can't think of anyone, well... Atleast if I overlook a certain someone who apparentely seems to be like the only one even ''alive/active'' here, who would be, you guessed it- me of course! Like, who else would be sad enough to even put one foot on here and even spend probably atleast an hour on writing god knows how long of an text again, right? Yeah, I can't really think of anyone else either right now besides me, which is Idk... Fine I guess. I mean, I'm not really bothered or anything by the fact or anything that, you know, that I'm probably the only one who still eve bothers to even upload here soooo, yeah. Just thought I'd put that out real quick and stuff. :)
Anyway, uhm... Yeah, what was my reason to write this whole thing here again? Right now I'm kinda stuck on what my motivation even was to, you know, show up on this site again and actually prove that no, that I'm not dead yet or anything and that yes, that I didn't forget about my probably all sooooo worried ''fanbase'' that probably already started to miss my also all so famous rants about, say it all with me- the fact that mah boi still isn't canon and shit. *hardly thinking intesifies*... Oooooh yeah, now I remember again, I wanted to clearify a bit on, you know, on what has been going on in life and so on, that's that it was, of course!
Oh, and an little update on my story, not to forget that of course, probably the most interesting part out of whole thing I'd say since, tbh here, who wouldn't love to hear what little Kekles has come up this time storywise, and what kind of possible concepts she might have come up with, which are... quite juicy in my opinion I'd say. Well, atleast I hope so since funfact, I actually spent like waaay more time some of those concepts than I would like to admit to and I'm Idk, lowkey ''proud'' of my current process I made so far. Means it would be even mor of an blast to me to hopefully share some, you know, some possible cool info about maybe one or two of my possible concepts that I also might implement into imy final versio of my story, depends on how I end up liking them and stuff and yeeeeah. Thought that I would just give you an overall inisght of what I've been working on lately and, you know- just an little update on life in general since, well- since life's been pretty wild and stuff lately. Kinda in a bad way and kinda in a good way, depends on which situation we're currentely talking about I'd say.
Anyway, guess I'll stop flattering around now and finally get into the cool stuff, right? You know, like the stuff you've probably all been waiting for already, the totally juicy stuff that's probaly is gonna totally blow your whole mind and shit away. And what is that all too cool stuff even supposed to be, you ask? Well duh, of course I'm reffering to none other than *major table slap*- than THIS, my all so long promised story update that were allowed to wait for for god knows how long already of course! Like, what else did you expect I would start off with than such an epic of an topic like this, huh? Some major rant again that mainly only concists of the fact that, oh suprise-although not really but ok, that my boi still isn't canon, or that, pffff... What else could I possibly rant about other than the fact that dark sonic still gets treated like total shit by sega?... *smack Well, right now I unfortunately can't think of anything, means that... Although wait, I think I just found something that I could possibly rant or better said say my opinion about, and no- this time it doesn't have anything to do with either sega OR mah boi or anything, in case anyone already came up with this wild thought. Nah, this time it's about something TOTALLY different, like not even near any kind of weird choises that are beyond dumb or anything that are made by sega or anything, no- the thing I really need to put my mind out on is the following: Ahem, can I ask you something real quick? Like, nothing all to dramatic, just a littele thing I just thought about for what? The past few days or so since I ahem, since I watched an ceratin anime that pretty much let me question my whole existence and everything beyond? Yeah, kinda along that line. Uhm, yeah- to get back to the question I wanted to ask though- One question. Why the actual fuck does any kind of character I actually started to like or even kinda start to grow fond of, why the hell does anybody along that line 90% of the time has to FUCKING DIE eventhough theyliterally hadSso much more potential than to be like treated in such an shitty way, like to be like killed or whatever after such short amounts of time that aren't even funny anymore, like no joke?! Oh, or even better/worse, why the fuck does every kinf of character that little Kekles found anykind of sympathie in, why the hell do they ALWAYS, and I literally mean ALWAYS have to turn out to be like the main antagonist or whatever, although they seemed so nice for literally the whole anim/show whatever? Like, in all seriousness?! Is this some kind of new way to bully my poor baby heart or do the writers of the stories just have such an blast to kill like the majority of their whole character cast? Like it prett much is the case in, Idk if you know this anime- ''japan sinks''? You know, this anime that was was exclusive to netflix only which mainly concisted to thos several earthquakes and stuff that lead to japan's ''end'' and so on, not trying to spoil anything in case anyone's actually interested in watching it? Yeah, that one that seriously had the fucking nerves to not only kill like- warning, spoiler ahead- that not only had the nerves to kill like pretty much the whole fucking family of the 2 main characters, that were a girl and her younger brother if I remember correctly (sadly can't really remember the name of the brother but I know that the girl's name was something the line of ''Amuyu'' or something, I guess?), including the probably sweetest mom ever of course cause you know, killing characters that are like genuinly nice always have to killed by some point cause you know, bullying reasons and all. Yeah, these guys all died, still including one the deaths that I'm, ngl- probably one of the saddest/maddest on since, funfact- eventhough I wasn't like the all too biggest fan of the mother in the beginning due to, well- some certain things that might be like some bigger spoiler, hence why I won't tell you about those, I still really started to actually have like Idk, like an genuin attachement to her at some later point, especially after some certain scene that, ngl- was kinda sad, now that I think about it. Actually even so sad that little baby Kekles, overly sensitive as she always, really had to hold back an tear since she was so touched by this whole as an whole- which don't worry, only got even worse after I had to make the all too ''fantastic'' realization that oh, that literally one of the best characters not only had some kind of fatal health issue which she tried to hide away from everyone, really. No, but of course also the fact that due to this whole health issue dillemar, that she barely had like any time of living since, of course- since some certain gadget that literally was her only way of surviving with such an condition she had to live with had to go bye bye mode due to those dumb ass batteries that thought that it would be like an great idea to just go empty and leave this poor woman to die, ah- just I like it of course! :,)
Oh, behold though, that's not even the worse part, cause guess what happened after the mother and of course, as it wasn't shitty enough already, after the kids also realized that oh noes, that the mom was about to be tottaly fucked due to her slowly runnig out batteries?
Yeah that's right, of course you got to witness live on fucking camera/screen how the mother literally comitted ''suicide'' just to help their kiddos out with something that would help them escape by jumping into the cold ass water and loose some dumb ass knot that was stuck on some boat the wanted to use to escape from the, by this point long gone island of japan. All that while this sad ass music and those flashbacks of the mother, having like all kinds of memories of her life and such are playing in the background as she slowly dies in the water due to, Idk- either having an fatal lack of air or due to her overall shitty health situation, or both, really. Sure sounds pretty fun, right? Well, I sure think so, especially since I already was overly upset over the fact that the mother was such in an bad condition in the first place, but after this whole thing happened I only was even more sad than before, ngl.
But oh, just before you think that it couldn't get even worse since you know, the mom already died and shit, oh just you wait till you read what those all soo mean story writers die as pretty much an major afterkick to make you even more sad than before. Cause guess what those meanies seriously pulled up not even 1 episode later after the mom died? Yep, of course they had the audacity to kill yet another character that, also of course, had to be one of Kekles favourit characters who really didn't deserve to end in such an shitty way, yet did cause, well- apparentely bullying little Kekles is fun and stuff, Ig. :^) And which character got the kill card this time, you ask? *depressed smack* Welp, some character that my not be like an main character or anything, yet was such an wonderful boi that, as you all guessed it already by my more than depressing sounding sound of writing if that makes sence, that really didn't have to be like treated so dirty as they got at that moment they got ''killed'', if you can really call it that, I mean. What do I mean by that, you ask? Well, basically I just wanted to say that not only was that death like totally unnecessary and, to be comeplety honest here, kinda dumb- but also that I wouldn't really count it like an actual kill kill since Idk, I don't think that getting washed away by some huge wave can really be counted as being directly killed, Ig- could just be me though. Or do you think that dying in such an dumb way can even be really counted as an genuine kill since again, not only was that whole death like lowkey unnecessary but also not like an real kill since, you know- natural causes and shit. In terms of shit that can happen that can possibly kill you, not natural death causes I mean? No? Nice, me neither. Means that I'm luckily not alone on that whole thing, though this doesn't really redeem the fact that literally one of my fave characters died for literally the dumbest reason ever, which in this case would be to get like some dumb ass stick or something that had like some ''important info'' on it in terms of japan's whole going under situation or something, yeah- it really was just to save some stupid stick that, oh wonder, didn't even end up as really helpful since that thing didn't even have like anything valuable in terms of info on it, means that mah boi died for no legit reason other than for again, some dumb computer stick that was laying halfly in the water... How nice, really. Just like how I love it! Like, who doesn't love when someone you actually like dies for such dumb reasons that could have easily prevented if only those idiots would have actually switched their monkey brains on, right? :,))))))))) Ok, quick realtalt though, was that whole ''Oh, I'm stupid enough to really run over all the way over some half broken bridge or whatever just to get some stupid computer stick which could possibly cost my life but I don't give a single fuck! :^)'' move really necerarry? Especially since one of the other characters (who also might have died, not sure about that one though) literally saif that it would be like way too dangerous to risk their own fucking life for something so dumb? Like, for real her? Was it? Well, if you ask me, I sure don't think so, and you really can't convince me otherwise, no matter what kind of so called ''motivations'' you might bring up that could have also been the possible motvations for that one character that again, literally died for no legit reason in my eyes!
Deviantart is an fucking clown website :,)
Ahem, so anyway- after this whole tragedy of an review written by none other than your pro screamer for mah boi to be canon Kekles, let us finally come to the last topic of the day that you probably all have been waing for literally this whole time now!
Yeah that's right bois, this 3'rd part of my already hour long journal is only concisting of you guessed it- of my story progress and my , you also guessed it- my daily struggles with not only certain events popping up in one of the main stories but also certain characters that I fucking swear, will probably make me go comepletely nuts at some point, no joke!
Which characters Am I taling about exactly you ask?
... *Smack- do I even have to tell you who I'm even reffering to at this point when I already made like what- atleast 3 journals or so literally just ''ranting'' about how I'm totally out of ideas on how to tackle this one pecific character, like- for real here?
I'm pretty sure I don't- especially when I pretty much always say atleast one thing that annoys me a fuck ton about not them exactly but rather about you guessed it- the clown comany who created this character in the first place but simply refuses to reuse them cause, you know- just non canon things this clown company really seems to love teasing everybody with of course! ;)
But in the probably non existent but still possible case that you still can't figure out who I'm actually reffering to, if that's even possible if you know me well enough but still, just let me give an itty bitty tiny hint to maybe fresh up your dusted up memory and maybe even help you finally finfing out who the actual fuck I'm even talking about, ok bois?
Ahem, just one word or a few cause, Idk- I'm shitty at making things short: non canon idiot who haunts my dreams every night and probably will never come back, no matter how hard I try to believe it to happen. 🤡
And? did it click in your head at this point?
Well, I'm dead sure it must have, like- I really can't make it much more obvios on who I'm talking about than giving you this more than obvios ''hint'',ok?
But if you STILL don't have even an single idea who that referred person is then, well- then it's either cause you're new to my epic tragedy show that mainly only contains me whinig around about literally all kinds of bullshit or the, atleast in my point of view- the more than impossible option that you actually have no fucking idea who that character even is and what they even are about...
Either way I will just tell you about my, once again- daily issues regarding this blob anyway, already so that I hopefully not only not reach this already dangerously close point of throwing myself down the stairs or something simply cause I'm just done with not only this guy's story and so on but also life in general, but also so that I may get some kind of tips or something that probably will save my already pretty bare nerves, you know?
Especially since I've literally been struggeling with this dumb idiot for what- over 2 weeks or so now?
Mainly just cause baby Kekles can't make her mind up again or even better- gets influenced by bullshit she normally schouldn't even pay any attention to but still does cause, well- cause I'm dumb or something I guess.
Like this one scenario that happened to me just today where I seriosly was being like totally paranoid over basically the biggest bullshit ever regarding one of the main character's personalities.
What did I do exactly to end up breaking my poor little head over literally the dumbest shit ever again, you ask?
Well, just let me tell you the full story so that yo can get an better grasp on what I'm currentely struggeling with, and also so that it's hopefully a little easier for me to explain what kind of issue I have today, alright? (which also is an huge part of my ''main'' problem regarding this one guy I briefly talked about before, hence why I'm telling you about this bonus crisis of mine in the first place btw)
Ahem, so it all started about an hour or so ago, little Kekles was just minding her business by working on her still not done story, pretty much like she always does lately when she suddenly bumped into an rather major problem that made her question some pecific things regarding one of the main characters of the story.
An problem she thought she could only solve by going to none other place than the website that pretty much every single one of you visited atleast once in your life if you wanted to find out more about an certain character- the one and only website ''sonic wiki'' of course.
And with this brilliant plan to hopefully find an atleast somewhat acceptable solution to her problem little Kekles didn't waste any more time and went straight to the just mentioned where she soon bumped into this exact issue I struggle quite a lot with till this very point I'm writing this, how the fuck Am I really supposed to put this one pecific character in without portraying the main character too much ''out of character'' when I want to stay as true to the main traits of the character as possible. (which already is quite the challenge to begin with since it's literally always different in every single game)
Cause let me tell you, the stuff I read about them pretty much let's me doubt literally all the progress I made on my kinda thought out but also going from what I have ''backstory'' I made up for one of the later showing up characters- especially since literally none of the traits that this guy has fits to what I had in mind to make this whole backstory and co work.
What kind of character traits Am I talking about exactly that put me in this shitty situation of massively struggeling with the main character, you ask?
Well, not only the fact that, according to the wiki atleast- that the main character pretty much is like ''immune'' to literally all kind of shit that might come across their way but also the fact that they usually don't give much of an fuck about events that you might expect to have like an bigger inpact on this character's mental health and such, yet doesn't since they literally just say shit like ''Pfff, I literally got trapped in some fucking cell for 6 months straight and also got ''tortured'' with god knows what kind of shit but still don't give even an single fuck about since, you know- I won't let myself get pulled down by such baby shit! I'm Sanic afterall, the one guy who never gets effected by anything since I'm only allowed to be this cocky asshole who constantly just makes some dumb jokes- not some character who actually indeed is able to not only be upset over something, like ACTUALLY upset to even the point that I even might show stuff like emotions. I mean, are emotions even a thing in my world?
Like, the only time I was even somewhat allowed to show emtions is either in the comics, which btw- aren't canon anyway but still, or uhm... Actually, I can't even think of any other scenarios where suc an rare thing actually popped up, atleast in games or whatever that are canon. UWU (Atleast form unleashed maybe I suppose, literally one of the only ''canon'' games where he even somewhat showed an sign of actually being upset, but still)''.
Yeah, kinda like that to somewhat summarize it, so pretty much an huge problem for me since stuff like negative emotions and such are literally an mandatory thing I have to work with cause the character I'm trying to write an story about literally is based on those negative emotions you usually never get to see about since, you know- just sega things.
Hence why I'm pretty much comepletely stuck on how to portrait the main character without portraying him like he's an totally different character or something, you know?
I mean sure, it's pretty much my descision in the end on how I wanna make some character be like and shit since it's my altenate universe and such and also sure- actually I really schouldn't 100% go after the info that's standing on the wiki page and such, I already know that.
Yet I still always end up doing just that in the end, simply just cause of the fact that I'm always kind of paranoid over the possible scenario that someone might say that my story is like totally out of place and shit in general since it's ''too out of place to actually play in the sonic universe, already since it's usually not that idk- dark as my story is I guess?
I don't really know how to describe it but fact is just that I probably worry about bullshit that most likely nobody even cares about when they're maybe writing their own story or whatever, unlike me atleast who makes such an big fuzz over things that I really schouldn't even care an single bit about, you know?
Not only that though but there yet another maybe small but still drastic enough problem I currentely have that I really don't know how to really taccle since I actually have kind of an idea on how to ''fix'' this but also kind of don't cause I'm simply not sure if I schould like actually do this pecific thing to ''fix'' this just mentioned issue or not.
What kind of problem Am I even talking about right now, you ask?
Well, actually it's pretty much just the dumb descision I have to make which mainly concists of either schould I give my favourite struggeling buddy of all time ''darkie'' like an actual background story that may have happened some time before this current story plays which would contain like the very first time this guy actually showed up or not.
Cause right now I'm like pretty torn on if I or if I schould not actually go out and make like an whole little extra story just for that one apperance that, of course would also play an bigger role later in the current story I'm writing on, eventhough of the fact that I already have kind of an rough idea on what actually could have happened that even lead to let this idiot show up in the first place and also eventhough it would actually make way more sense for my current story if this guy would have atleast shown up once, already cause of some stupid ''running gag'' toxic and me thought out which I also wanted to inplement in the story that in this case Bonic absolutely can't stand for well, several reasons which would have to do alot with this one ''accident'' some time ago.
But of course that's not the only reason for me to think that it would be an good idea to actually give this guy some actual backstory, would be kind of sad if that would be like literally the only reason for me to think out like an whole seperate story just for some dumb joke, now wouldn't it?
Nah, actually it's also cause of quite a lot more reasons I don't want to say like all too mauch about cause of well, spoiler obviosly- but I will atleast give you like an general idea on a few of my reasons I came up with that idea in the first place, including the fact that I'm still knida mad that this idiot doesn't really have an legit one you can actually work with in the first place of course. ;)
Sooooooo, uhm- about my reasons I still think it's an good idea to go that extra step and think of an little extra story just for mah boi, well- the first and probably biggest one of them all is the fact that I not only really doubt that anybody would even know about this guy's existence in the first place if he wouln't have atleast showed up once- already cause I really don't think that anybody would even come up with this probably pretty wild thought that an person like Sonic could actually eve somewhat be able to become, well- such an monster thingy that literally wants to see everyone and everything destroyed around him
Like for real- if you never really heard or seen any of the signs that an ''thing'' like this actually exists I really don't think that you would even ever come up with such an bold assumption to actually go out and say yo- what if this Sonic guy indeed is capaple to transform himself into some straight up killer machine that could pretty much fuck all of us.
Well, except if you're some kind of scientist or something who pretty much has been ''studying'' this guy for god how long now just to find out such an rather cursed fact of course, or better said found that fact out by asking someone who must have seen this creature thingy with their very own eyes of- not speaking of eggman btw if you already thought that.
Ok, atleast for the most part cause uhm, well- maybe he might have like something to do with that whole thing that pretty much lead for the other guy to find out just that the first place but eh, who really knows if that's really true or not?
I mean, you really think that he would really go that far to actually tell some idiot he literally never really met before about such ''secret'' info originally nobody is allowed to hear about cause, you know- cause it might come into the wrong hands that might be dumb enough to try and use such an ''creature'' to their advantage?
Well, I sure don't- besides, what kind of advantage would this eggman even bring to ''work together'' with such an guy he doesn't even know the real intentions of?
Unless this guy I just reffered to pretty much has the same goal as he has of course- means that it really wouldn't be that bad of an idea to make some kind of major master plan together to reach that certain goal- if that's actually true atleast what this other guy said cause, who knows if that ''cooperation action'' isn't just some kind of cheap trick in order to find out more about this so desired ''creature'' this guy really wants to use for his porpuses?
But what do you know, In the end I can't really say for sure yet if this guy really ends up betraying poor eggie or not cause funfact- I haven't really worked that whole backstory of mah boi and that thing I just told you about like all too much since once again- I'm not quite sure yet either I schould like actually pull this whole backstory thing through or not.
Means I can't really say yet what kind of major disaster this whole shit action of eggman would actually bring since again- I'm not really all too far with this whole part so I can't give you like all too much more info regarding this whole backstory thingy of mine, unfortunately.
Unless I do actually end up deciding to really pull this whole thing through of course, then I can of course morle than happily tell you a litte more about what kind of stuff I' ve thought out and so on.
But for now I can only tell you that much, hence why I really need your help right now so that I hopefully have less of an struggle to actually make up an descision on either I schould continue working on my backstory or not, you know?
I mean, like I just said- it really would just make sense to give ''darkie'' atleast somewhat of an backstory in my eyes, already so that he wouldn't be like Idk, like there's literally no reason or so to even be there except for being cool and shit, Idk what he really does except destroying things and being creepy as fuck- well, depends on what he does and shit atleast I guess.
Not only that but also would this guy I talked about earlier finally have some kind of solid source on where the fuck he even found out that an incident with this dark chaos energy actually happened on which he also finally has even more of an reason to ''study'' that thing he plans on using on his advantage- already cause he knows quite well how powerful ''darkie'' actually is or can be even more with the right ''tools'' he'd probably use to archieve even more power and shit.
And uhm, yeah- that's about that I would say, I know- this whole text of mine turned out waaaaay longer that it originally schould have in the first place but, well- knowing myself I can simply just never for the life of me write even a single journal or whatever that doesn't atleast goes like over 7 minutes of reading time.
Especially cause of the fact that I simply have way too much fun writing about, pretty much everything that comes to mind, really.
Hence why my journals literally always end up more of an full on bookline of things I currentely occupy myself with than some short update on stuff like pretty much everyone else does.
Everyone except little Kekles of course who just won't learn how to keep things short, no matter what she does, pretty sad I know. :,)
Uhm, yeah- anyway, guess that's pretty much everything I wanted to talk about today.
Again, sry for my long ass time of being comepletey absent from this website, literally without even giving out an single sign of still being alive or something, really didn't mean to do that btw. 3:
Thing is just, for the majority of the time I either just had no motivation to write like ynthing or even better, I was just too lazy to do just that cause you know, just Kekles things- the usual things you pretty much have to expect right from the start when you first get to find out about my existence on this website.
But hey, atleast I finally managed to finnish up this journal here after literally weeks, took me long enough since this thing literally has been sitting there in some corner or some shit for god knows how long already- just waiting to be finally finnished by none other than Kekles Mc Dumb Dumb.
And yeah- now that's that out of the way aswell, I can finally finnish this whole essay of mine and say bye bye kiddies!
See ya in probably the next 100 years or so till I may come up with the idea of showing atleast somewhat of an sign that I'm indeed still alive and not actually died from waiting for, you guessed it- for my boi to finally come back out of non canon hell or whereever he currentely resies in, who knows...
Anyway, so bye then bois- see ya in the circus or whatever, depends on how much of an clown I am that time you search for me since my dumb ass still hopes that mah boi will maybe come back with even the smallest comeback or anything that even atleast somewhat includes him in some way, you know?
(Funfact on the side real quick before I really go off into the void or something: actually I'm pretty much aware that ''darkie'' probably will never ever come back in even the littelest of forms and I also know that all my still living hopes are pretty much for nothing, you really don't need to tell me that. But being an major clown like I am I'll most likely never give up on believing that my boi will ever play atleast an litte role in the future, no matter how many time my dreams already got crushed but still, ok?! Just let me live in my dreamworld of things that never will happen anyway and let me be who I always was meant to be right form the start- an ultimate clown of course ;)))))))) )
*Smack- Sry for splitting up this whole journal thingy but if I would squeeze that whole shit I wanted to talk about in like one thing it would probalby be such an pain to read, hance why I just decided to split it up into multiple parts if you already wondered. ;))
Uhhhhhm, anyway- where the fuck was I again?
Ah, I know again!
I was just done ranting around about the story of sonic forces which means that I'm now going over to talk about the second most important thing in an game- the gameplay of course. UWU
I know, quite exciting when you already got to see how much I ranted around over story and believe me, I really don't think this thing right here will be much different form my first text- already cause there are quite some things that I'm really not all too fond about regarding to how the game works and shit.
But what I have to say though before this whole thing here starts, I do actually have a few positive things to say aswell, which is quite suprising since most people just straight up say that there's literally NOTHING good about this game and so on.
But Idk, in my opinion the gameplay really isn't just that bad as everyone always claims it to be- actually it's quite fun in some parts tbh here.
Well, depends on the level and the character you have to play atleast, cause let me tell you- some levels are really just an pain in the ass to play- especially when it comes to the ''own character ones''.
Like the very first one as an example where you have to get sonic out or something I think?
I can't really remember anymore what your mission was in that level but what I do know is that oh boi, this game sure was picky with giving me this this dumb S rank in that level, like literally- it was such an pain to finally get this stupid rank you can't even believe it!
Literally every single fucking move has to be like PERFECT and such and you're pretty much disallowed to make like any ''bigger mistake'' or else you're immideately getting some stupid A rak instead of an S.
Like if you even somewhat fuck up this one pecific quick time event at the second half of the level you can pretty much start all over cause you're probaly not having enough points to get this dumb S that little kekles desperately tries to get since she dubly decided to play this game through with all S rank, cause Idk- just for shit and giggles.
Was that level fun atleast, you ask?
Well, it was pretty ok I would, nothing all too spectacular going on I would say.
I mean, what do you really expect from the very first act with your own character- that you immideately have like some major dark souls mode going on?
Pfffff, dream on buddy!
Not even on hard mode this game is even remotely hard, like- expect for a few little little exceptions of levels here and there you pretty much get an S rank so fucking easy that it's really just kinda sad if I'm being honest.
Like, come on- when you already claim that this is supposed to be like ''hard'' mode, then I'm actually expecting it to be like atleast somewhat hard, not just some little tweeks here and there like the fact that you actually loose all your rings and don't keep like the half or somehting like it's the case in ''normal'' mode or that Idk- is there even much of an difference from the ''normal'' mode?
Well, I currentely can't think of any sooooooo, guess that's ok I guess...
Ahem, to come back to the main point though, it's pretty much an full an cakewalk to get an S rank in most of the levels- like, even if you're not trying at all and play like total shit you're still getting an S, for whatever this is the actual case but ok...
Quick realtal though, did they actually have to make it like so easy for ou to literally get the best rank possible that you really don't even have to try and put some actual effort in to even get such an good rank?
Like, where is the actual challenge in the game when you pretty much get handed over everything eventough you actually didn't even really deserve it cause you pretty much played like full on shit?
Idk, I would just feel kinda, well- kinda dumb if I would ranked so good eventhough I fucked up in the level like literally the whole time and didn't even have like that high of an hig score in the first place, yet I still get like so good ranks, like- you know?
That's just kinda lame in my opinion. :/
Who knows though, maybe some day they'll actually go ahead and put in an actual ''hard'' mode that actually requires some skill to get an good rank in or maybe they'll atleast fix the current hard mode that we have cause let's be real here- it really just can't stay in this sad state it's currentely in, especially cause it's literally called ''HARD MODE'', you know?
Edit: Actually I originally intended this whole ''gameplay part review to be like A LOT more but since I'm simply too lazy to actually do that I'm just gonna make it short and give you an little summary on my actual thoughts on this game, ok? Ok! ;)))))))
Ahem, well- just fuck this game. Like seriosly, please take this garbage peace of hardware right back to the exact same place where this satan thing first crawled out of, ESPCIALLY including this god awful end boss cause my fucking god- did this thing rob my last few nerves, no joke...
An sign that I'm not dead yet :,) (Part 1)
*Smack... Welp, guess who actually decided to show up at this wonderful platform named deviantart again? Yep, it's me- your boi Kekles of course, back with an actual journal to show to you that I'm indeed not dead yet! Oh wonder! ;)
And? how's life been going for you bois? Well, for me it's been pretty alright, nothing like too spectacular or anything- just the fact that's like waaaaaaaaaaay too warm here in germany right now and that I really feel like I'm melting right now atleast. But other than that everything's all dandy and stuff, no major drama or anything going on.
Aaaaaaaaanyway, what did I want to talk about again? Oh yeah- uhm, well- actually there's actually quite some stuff I wanted to talk about since I didn't give like any sign of being alive like for how long already? Over 3 months or so already? Yeah, kinda along that line I suppose.
Yeeeeah I know, quite sad to hear when you look at how often I used to write journals before my ''epic break of being dead or something'' and well, sry for that bois. Really didn't intend to be away like for such an long time like I ended up being buuuuuut, what do ypu know- that's just how things are sometimes, right? Like, either I didn't really have much motivation to write, didn't have ''enough time'' to do so since I was way more busy doing other stuff (like actually working on my still not done story as an example) or the most common one- I was just too lazy to write anything here cause Idk, lazy and stuff. ;)
I know, not the best ''excuse'' for my long ass absence, which again- I'm very sry for cause you probably all already wondered where the fuck I was all that time and when you finally get to hear about my endless cries for, you guessed it- for mah boi to be canon like I do like literally all the time. Which, I know that it must have been like an nightmare for you to live through- like, who else on this cursed platform constantly screams around that I'm still mad over the fact that mah boi is still just totally forgotten and stuff, huh?
Well I sure can't think of anyone beside, well- me, means that it's finally time for me to pull my shit together and actually deliver to you what you've all been waiting for.
I mean, how else are you poor little kiddies supposed to survive 2021 without atleast one of my famous ''rants'' every single month, right?
Ok I'll stop now. Seriosly though, actually I've kinda been missing to write my daily bullshit on this website, especially when I look at how much stuff I wasn't really able to tell you about since again- I was pretty much comeplety ''dead'' on this website- hence why I couldn't really annoy with my cool stories and so on, you know?
Oh behold though, since I actually decided to finally write some snazzy journal again like this one I can finally tell you about all the cool shit I already wanted to talk about like for Idk- months now but didn't cause dead and stuff. But not anymore kiddies!
With this cool entry of mine I'm officialy back again, well- atleast if I don't get like an total wave of being unmotivated or something. :,)
Well anyway, what schould I talk about first?
Hmmmmmmm, so many choises...
*Smack- Welp, guess I'm just gonna start with the most ''recent'' one, since Idk- it just makes the most sence and stuff I guess.
Uhm, so- wanna hear about what I actually decide to finally play after literally years of planning on doing so but never did cause I either didn't really have the money to buy this pecific game or simply ''held back'' on doing so cause most people say this game is quite shitty and so on?
Yeah that's right bois, I actually decided to go out and play the one and only dumpsterfire game... *epic drumroll* SONIC FORCES!
Yep, this game that has literally been out for years now and probaly has one of the worst reviews ever. Yeah, that game.
I know I know, I'm pretty late to this whole sonic forces shaming party and yeah, I know that this game pretty much is full on forgotten till now since pretty much everybody thinks it's full on shit, but ey- just hear me out before you all start to come right at me cause I'm probaly the only sonic fan who hasn't played this ''masterpiece of an game'' yet, ok?
Like I just said, I was planning to play this game for literally years now but simply couldn't really do it cause, well- several reasons which I named you a few of a few line prior and yeah- that's why I haven't really got to play this game, you know?
But well, since I actually decided to actually buy some cool ass service on the ps 4 named ''ps now'' I can technically play this game for ''free'', hence why I actually got to play this game in the first place.
I mean, tbh- I really didn't want to pay like 40 bucks or so for such an ''mediocore'' game either, already cause I really didn't know what to really expect from this game and cause it's really just not worth this still pretty high price, hence why it took me so long to finally get to play this game, you know?
Yeah, pretty much cause of that.
Anyway, that topic aside for an sec and let's finally get to the question you're probaly all have been wating for to hear- what are my first thoughts on this game?
Weeeeell, it's quite ''compicated'' to say the least...
You know, I know that it probably sounds like totally crazy and stuff right now and you're probably going to think that I have like totally lost my mind or something but, to be really honest with you, actually this game isn't like that shitty as I first expected it to be when I first booted it up...
I know, quite the shocker to hear- especially when you look at how many people say that this game is like total garbage and such, to which I kinda have to agree, I guess?
I mean, when it comes to the story I really can't do anything but agree, cause let's be real here- the story really isn't like all too good, like- at all.
Well, atleast in the way they decided to portrait it ine the game I would say, cause Idk- at some moments you really can't do anything but just ask yourself ''What the fuck did they think when they worked on the story?''
Like, don't get me wrong now- I know that it's really not easy to write an story and stuff, believe me, I have my fair share of struggles when it comes to my story, means I can really understand that's it everything but easy to create an good story which alos has to make sence and stuff, alright?
But in this case, boi- I really don't know what I schould even say to, well- this.
ESPECIALLY when I look at how they decided to portrait the majority of the characters, cause oh boi- some of them really just wanna make you hit a wall or something, so ''awful'' are some of them...
And don't even get me started with infinite, boi- what the actual fuck where they actually thinking when they wrote on this guy, no joke?! >:/
Cause let me tell you, this guy is on an whooooole other orbit when it comes to ''edgy'', not in an good way btw.
I mean, don't get me wrong now- I really don't have ANYTHING against ''edgy'' characters, actually I do like quite a few characters aswell that are often get called ''edgy'' and so on, ok?
Really, everyone schould be allowed to do what they wanna do what they please when it come to thei oc's and such, alright?
But come on man, don't you think aswell that Infinite is just a little bit, you know- over the top with this whole ''edgy'' thing?
Like, just a tini tiny bit?
I mean, no joke- how much more over the top can you even go at this point when you already have some ''character traits'' like he's like soooooo strong and totally has no hinering on killing people or somthing at all and probably the biggest banger out of all of them- never EVER has felt like any fear in his whole life before...
Like, excuse me?
How the fuck did sega or whoever came up with such ballonie and seriosly thought that this is like an good character trait to have? Literally, fucking who?
I mean sure, we already have quite a few ''edgy'' characters that are somewhat similar to, well- this tragedy of an character and yeah- some of them might be a little over the top aswell like he is, I really don't wanna deny that fact.
But come on, you really have to agree that this guy right here is really just waaaaaaay too Idk, over the top when it comes to the topic ''Oh, look at me- I'm such an edgy and of course. unbeatable character that literally is like an god or something™!''...
Oh, and before you all come at me saying- ''Oh, But kekles- isn't it like pretty much the same shit ''darkie's about aswell?! The character traits and stuff I mean! >:(( I sure don't see much of an difference, hence why I don't get why your're poor infinite so hard when your so called ''boi'' really isn't much better, you- you... YOU DUMB GUY! >:((((((((('', just no...
Like seriosly, just no man.
You really can't tell me that ''darkie'' is even NEAR as, well- as eDgY as ''poor infinite'', as you just nicely called him to which I definitely disagree that he actually is poor in ANY fucking way, especially when I look back on how mean he was to mah boi silver! >:((
I mean, where the fuck are they even remotely similar, like literally- FUCKING WHERE?!
...Ok, maybe there are like a few tini tiny things that may be like Idk- somewhat the same in some degree bur still, ok?!
I'm still standing by my point that infinite is like WAY more over the top and literally has no fucking reason to act like he does like all the time, no matter how hard you try to cover that fact up, alright?! Oh, what did you say, how did I even get the idea to compare those 2 in the first place eventhough they literally have NOTHING to do with each other in like any way?
Weellll, mostlly it's just cause of some Idk- some little ''research'' thing toxic and me did where they looked up ''darkies'' sonic wiki entry after reading trhough infinite's entry which ngl, kinda was like a little similar to his entry, hence why they wanted to look it up in the first place, you know?
And what do you know, they indeed are atleast somewhat similar, I guess?
I don't really know since I haven't really read through like the whole thing and instead just listened to what toxic told me, and from what I heard it kinda matched infinite's thingy, well- atleast a little bit.
Only difference is that I guess that ''darkie'' atleast has an actual reason to act like the way he did, unlike infinite who most probably just acts the way he does so that hes seems more like the ultimate villian of the century or something?
Idk.
I mean, why did he become an villian again?
Cause shadow dared to call him ''weak'' or what was his actual motive to just say ''Fuck my gang and everyone else, Imma justgoing to be the bad guy now cause- Idk, just for shit and giggles or something!'', like no joke?
Cause that's like an genuine question I'm currentely asking myself, you know?
And before everyone is starting to scream at me, no- I haven't really occupied myself with his whole backstory and stuff like all too much since I really don't care like all too much for this guy and so on, hence why I could pretty much just say some major ballonie right now.
But from what I read so far and what I witnessed in this so called ''story'', I really haven't seen or read like anything about his motives to become like evil and such in the first place, you know?
Who know, maybe he actually has some like sick ass backstory that actually lead him to be like the guy he is now at days that I simply haven't heard about yet but for now I really don't see like any reason for him to be like such an dick to everyone, really.
Speaking of characters and being a dick, can we just talk about the fact real quick that literally all of sonic's friends pretty much gave zero fuck about the fact that sonic has been like gone for, what? 6 full months with literally no sign of actually being alive or whatsoever?
Like, what?
I mean no joke, wouldn't you be like atleast a little concerned over the fact that, oh no- that your cool friend literally is being held hostage and is constantly being ''tortured'' as sega lovely called it and pretty much is comeplety fucked if nobody will help him out?
No?
Oh, guess I'm the only one who thinks like that then...
But seriosly though, what in the actual fuck has everyone been doing all this time he was gone instead of atleast trying to get him like out or something? I mean, they schould have actually known that hes still must have been alive at the point he got ''kipnapped'' since Tails also was right there at the exact same fucking spot where he has been beat up by infinite and his ''fun gang'', hence why it's even more confusing to me that literally NOBODY gave a single fuck about him and the fact that he could be like in great danger and stuff, you know?
Speaking of tails, what has he even been doing after sonic was pretty much defeated?
Did he just watch shit go down and didn't even bother to help his, oh you know- his BEST FUCKING BUDDY out who cleary wasn't capable of doing anything out or was he simply too sCaReD to do like anything like pretty much all the time?
Why did you have to downgrade poor tails to such an underground level that he pretty much was nothing but some major wimp who is like totally dependend on sonic's help?
Cleary that usually isn't the case in pretty much all the other fucking games (like sonic adventure as an example)- hence why I don't get why you randomly decided to pull shit like this up at such an random point, you know?
I mean yeah, of course he probably isn't like all too keen over tha fact that his best bus is gone and stuff and also yeah- I'm sure that it must have messed with his mind quite a lot since they're literally best friends and such, but seriosly- wouldn't it be an even bigger motivation factor for him to actually pull his shit together and atleast try to save what's still left from this whole world they live in?
Already to show that he indeed can fight eventhough sonic isn't on his side to protect him and shit and maybe even to prove that he actually learned from him to be like independend and shit?
Would make sense in my eyes atleast...
But nah, not in sega's book of course- I mean pffff, who gives an fuck on actual character delevepoment when we can just go the easy road and portrait tails as some major crybaby instead?
Requires less thinking and oh yeah, also make sooooo much more sense of course ™.
Oh, speaking of so called ''character develepoment, can I ask you an real question on the side?
Why the actual fuck did sega actually put this lovely fact into the story that sonic has been like tortured and shit for literally 6 months, yet he comes out of his ''prison'' like nothing happened at all?
Actually he seemed like he even had quite the fun in there, according to those sO FuNnY jokes atleast he constantly made to you know, seem all funny and shit?
Like, just why?
Why would you say such ballonie when he doesn't even show like ANY effect on being in such an shitty situation for such an long amount of time?
I mean, when you don't want to implement stuff like actual changes on his behaveior and shit cause of such an thing he was put through, then just don't put stuff like that in, you know?
Like, I think it would have atleast borught in some Idk- some interesting twist into the story if he would have like atleast somewhat shown that he indeed got effected by those 6 momths that probably weren't like all too nice and stuff, like that his personality somewhat shifted or whatever.
Literally everything of atleast somewhat of an change owuld have been fine, really!
But please, don't just brush that whole thing off like it was totally nothing and that literally NOTHING that happends to him even remotely effects his way of behaving and shit, no matter how traumatic it might be and stuff you know?
Like, I'm betting that he wouldn't give much of an fuck eiher if one of his buddies dies right infront him either, like nah- why the fuck even schould he, huh?
Cause he's not allowed to actually show emtions like actually being sad or mad and so on cause daddy sega doesn't approve on such important stuff?
Oh yeaaaaah, guess I totally forgot about that fact- well, my mistake, sry.
How could I possibly forget that sonic characters aren't allowed to have like any character develepoment OR emotions or anything that normally every character would have if they're not owned by sega?
Man, I'm such an dummie sometimes...
Ok, I'll stop now.
Seriosly now, why the fuck is it like so awful for sega to actually let their characters show stuff like emotions and stuff?
Is it like so forbidden if Idk- if an character actually is like crying or something cause of whatever reason as an example or what's the actual issue?
I mean, killing people right infront of your fucking face in some cutscene seems to be like totally fine since that's pretty much what infinite did this whole time but when it actually comes to stuff like emotions and shit, then it's like an total no go?
What?
What kind of dumb logic is that now?!
Telling me that ''darkie's'' an asbolute no go since he's like ToO dArK and shit for the story, yet infinite is allowed to kill of half of the city with literally no problem whatsoever?
Well ok, make totally sence I guess...
Oh, maybe it's actually not that big of an deal in this case since this game is supposed to be like in more of an ''dark'' tone, hence why that's suddenly all cool that he just starts off some killingspree or something while other characters are immideately getting called ''too dark''.
Just fucking wow.
Who knows, maybe that's just some kind of secret message from sega that we'll probably never ever going to see darkie again but instead get ''awesome'' characters like infinite that pretty much are the same thing anyway™, well- according to sega logic atleast.
Totally would expect something like this from them since they probably just love to see their fans being sad or something, ngl...
Uhm, anyway- to summarize this whole upper segment though before I'll rant even more over all this bullshit that is included in this masterpiece of an story, tbh here- the story really isn't good, especially in terms of how the characters are handled in this thing.
And yeah, can't say all too much more since I haven't really played through the whole thing yet but from what I've seen so far I really doubt that it will get like much better from the point I'm at right now. Soooo, that's going to be quite the adventure for my nerves- I can already taste it bois!
I'm back boiiiis! U//W//U
Eyyyyyyyyyy, look who actually decided to show an sign of being alive? It's me of course mah bois- Kekles! UWU
Long time no see huh? Yeah bois, I'm very sry for that but I either was too lazy to write an journal or idk- had no motivation to do so cause why not? ;)))))
Aaaaaaaaanyway- how is life going for you bois? For me it's been pretty alright I guess- nothing to spectular or anything. Just some major ''disscussions'' with myself and yeah- that's an thing I deal a lot with lately bois, don't worry though- it's nothing serios or anything!
Just some things regarding the story I'm still writing on and so on, and yes I'm still writing on this whole story and no- I'm not even near being done yet if you wanted to ask that bois!
Especially cause I Made an pretty drastic descision some time ago that technically cause me to loose literally all my prior made progress. What descision did I make you ask?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeell bois, it's something I've been thinking about quite some time now before I actually did exactly what I concidered literally all the time but never really done cause I was afraid that I would maybe regret my descision and so on... But what do you know- after some thinking I actually came to the conclusion that I would do what I planned on doing this whole time now! I decided to ''throw away'' all my prior made progress I made on the story I've written on and actually started to rewrite this whole thing once again! I know, quite the drastic thing to do- especially when I look back on how much time, sweat and tears I've actually put into this whole thing but hey- I have my reasons to do so and I'll try to explain them to you so that you hopefully get an better grasp on why I actuall did what I did and so on bois! ;))))))
So, the first major reason why I decided to restart was that I really wasn't all too satisfied on how the story went so far, especially in regards of sonic's view of the story cause it was just sooo undetailed in some parts like the whole backstory on how he even ended up in some situations or how his life was before and such- there literally was nothing even slidely mentioned about any of those things which made me kinda idk- annoyed maybe?
I don't really know how to really call it but it's not really all too important anyway- fact is though that I barely even mentioned ANYTHING about stuff like the actual backstory before all those events or how these events even came up and so on which really isn't all too great in my eyes, especially for the people who actually read the story and most likely have no idea on what's even really going on cause most of the stuff was just so superficial and not really explained like at all... Like, imagine if you never heard of like idk- some certain ''characters'' that randomly just appear out of fucking nowhere- with literally no explanation whatsoever on who they even are or what they actually are about and so on, would be pretty hard to even really get on what's really up with that ''character'' and stuff- especially when you have never really heard of them before. That's already one major issue I have with the story (with sonic's story especially again) and well- it just really gets on my nerves when I'm aware that I've put some certain ''character'' in that didn't even really got explained in like ANY way whatsoever, eventhough they weren't even explained that much either after their literally only appearance. You probably know who I mean by now don't you? Welp, even if you don't- that's totally fine bois cause it really isn't all too important anyway- fact is though that it still really annoys me that this one pecific ''character'' literally just got thrown into the story, with no real context whatsoever like ''Oh boi, guess I'm just gonna join in into the mix just cause- idk, to be here and be all cool and dark like oooooh no- guess you're all dead now! :(((((((''
Well- kinda like that I would say, not exactly but still kinda in that direction I would say.
Anyway, cause of that fact already I really wanted to rewrite this whole thing, already to give this certain ''character'' atleast kind of an backstory on where this thing even came from and what kind of impact this thing could have on the world and so on- technically the stuff I totally forgot to include in the first version of the story cause I not only had no idea on what kind of backstory I schould give them but also how I schould really ''characterize'' this guy, hence why their ''personality'' might be all over the place and most of the time doesn't really make sence cause dumb little Kekles didn't really plan out anything but instead just used this bit of ''knowledge'' about this guy that I just talked about and wrote down such an dumpsterfire of an ''character'' that it's just an pure tragedy sometimes- especially towards the point where I last wrote on the prior attempt of the story. Why was that really the case?
Well, most likely cause dumb Kekles couldn't really make up her mind on how to approach this character exactly cause I just had so many options on how to represent that ideot that I totally got overwhelmed by it and just started to build in all kind of ways to represent this guy instead of just choosing one way that I actually pull through the whole story instead of switching around all the time. Cause it not only confuses the readers on how to even feel about this ''character'' but it also kind of gets confusing for me aswell cause I totally get lost on how to approach this guy for this pecific encounter and so on. And trust me- it even got so worse at some point that I even had to read through all the other scenarios where they popped up liteally just to see how I actually represent this guy last time and ugh- it really was an pain to do, you can't even believe it... Anyway bois- that's one of the reasons why I actually wanted to do an fresh restart- this time with a lot more preparation aswell, like- I literally sat on this guy's backstory for literally days or even weeks now just so that I actually have kind of an rough idea on how I want to taccle this ''character'' and such. Pretty cool right? Sure is bois, especially when I actually kind of know this time what I'm actually doing and not just throw some random ass scenarios in the story that I didn't even really plan out before- only to have an immense struggle in the afterwards cause this one thing I randomly threw in totally brought me off my orinigal plan on the story, so I had to quickly rethink a bunch of things literally just cause little Kekles didn't have any plan on anything again! :))))))
Don't worry though bois- this time I actually turned on my brain and even thought out the rough story in my head so that it will be easier for me to actually stick to my plans instead of having almost no idea on how the story schould even go and so on, the totally idiotic way to approach an story to summarize it. But not this time bois- like, I even already thought out an actual ''ending'' for the story, like WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! Well, actually it's just for one of the stories but hey- it's actually the ''main'' one, hence why I wanted to plan out everything on that one first- so that I can already start to plan out the other side stories aswell.
And so far I'm actually quite happy on how the story turns out in my head, eventhough it's still REALLY rough and all- atleast I have an overall idea of the story soooooo, guess that's already an good start, right bois? UWU9
Took me long enough to actually plan out all this shit though- and especially took a lot of focuse on my side so that I wouldn't write some major ballonnie later when I actually write all my so far ideas down like I already did last time.
That's why I might be like REALLY absent for some time or something, cause I was and still am working on this whole story thing like really hard cause I really want it to actually turn out atleast somewhat decent and not like some total mess like the first attempt of mine.
Speaking of being absent- I really want to apologize to Acid aswell for my pretty shitty behaveior form the last days, I really didn't want to make you feel like I don't care about your stuff or anything, I really didn't! Actually I really enjoy to listen to all the stuff you're currently working on- it really makes me happy that you even have the courage to share all your progress of yours with me and I'm really happy when I can even help you out with some things you may need help with! The thing just was- dumb me was so fucking focused on working on the story of mine that I really was in some other ''world'' or something- hence why I might have sounded kind of unintinterested which really wasn't even on porpuse I swear! Like, I really felt shitty cause of my shitty behaveior like for literally days now- especially yesterday and still kind of today but luckily not as bad as the past few days. I still wanted to apologize regardless and promise that I'll try to better myself on that whole thing in the future! ;-;9
Anyway bois, there actually are some more things I wanted to talk about, but since this journal already is pretty damn long and cause I'm too lazy to write much more in general, I'll just end it here for today mah bois! Maybe I'll write another journal tomorrow- depends on my mood and such but we'll see bois! ;)))))))))))))))))))))
Well, bye then bois- have an good day/night and see ya tomorrow my little kiddies! U//W//U9
(And don't eat too many shoes ok?! >:((((((((( )